Seriously, this is whom I admitted the other night:
Right down to the squinty right eye, anchor tattoos, bald head, and prominent chin. He was even in the Navy during WWII. (No Lie)
Or, at least, this guy is how I imagine Popeye would look after all those years of smoking caught up to him, and he moved into a nursing home and developed a little dementia.
I guess I should have tried some IV spinach.